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The Signs™ as things my math teacher has said

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  • Aries:

    Now you're choking me, now you're not

  • Taurus:

    Look at this biscuit head

  • Gemini:

    You have to have a college degree to throw things in here (this was a high school freshman geometry class)

  • Cancer:

    You guys did baller on the quiz

  • Leo:

    When you guys disagree with me it's really hard to listen to you

  • Libra:

    Mason is a liquid

  • Virgo:

    I can do the shapes

  • Scorpio:

    [spoken in an exaggerated midwestern cowboy accent] tangent

  • Sagittarius:

    I can't count

  • Capricorn:

    I was in the women's band that year

  • Aquarius:

    What's a GIF I only know Jpegs

  • Pisces:

    It's a one way roast street

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